Jake: But Miss! She pushed me first. I want you to review this.
Fictional Jay Bilas: The librarians are going to the instant replay station to see who pushed whom in violation of the library’s policy.
As a reminder, the library’s behavior policy bans disruptive and unsafe behavior, including hitting, pushing and shoving. This should be an easy decision, but let’s check in with our expert, former Head Librarian Joyce, in New York.
Joyce: It should be a fairly simple decision in terms of whether or not the action violated the policy, but it’s hard to say whether Sarah pushed or shoved Jake. That could affect her ability to further appeal this decision but both parties should be sent home for the day.
Jay: Thanks, Joyce. Back to the Head Librarian in the library for the call.
Head Librarian: After reviewing the incident, there are two penalties here. On person #1, a one-day suspension for pushing. On person #2, also a one-day suspension for pushing in the library.
The penalties do *not* offset, and all parties need to leave for the remainder of the day.
Jay: And there you have it. Let’s take a look at the teen section to check in on today’s Minecraft scores.
I first fell in love with Big Magic on page 9. This isn’t really true, because I was listening to the book the first time around, but now that I’m re-reading it in print, I can tell you it’s page 9. Continue reading
On my running “Best of” List, I had:
- 6 audiobooks
- 3 picture books
- 3 YA fiction (plus one audio)
- 3 adult nonfiction
- 1 middle-grade fiction
- 1 adult novel
- 1 graphic novel
I didn’t listen to audiobooks before the past two years, so it’s amazing to see it have such an impact on my reading life. It really changes the relationship I have with a book – it’s a completely different reading experience.
Before starting the list, I want to clarify that these are the best books I read during 2015. Not all were c2015 — some were published in earlier years.
Are you a resolution maker? A mantra-setter? Or something else altogether?
A few years ago, I was introduced to the idea of picking a single word to direct my year. It was instantly the perfect choice for me, and it’s the culmination of reflecting during the New Year’s season.
So what to pick? Last year, I made a change at the last minute. I loved SHAKE — and I definitely did a lot of shaking things up last year — but I ended with STRETCH. Stretch myself mentally, stretch myself physically (in short, more yoga!), and stretch myself professionally. I learned a lot, I did my first yoga teacher training and started taking multiple classes every week, and I did all sorts of new things at work. It was a good year.
For 2016, my first word is:
Rise up above my perceptions of myself, rise above gossip, and continue to rise up in my yoga practice.
But in an amazing yoga workshop yesterday, I found word #2: FLOW.
Yes, there’s yoga in that word, but more importantly, I need to go with the flow. Let the world flow around me. Ride the waves.
And by doing that, I can RISE in 2016.
What word are your channeling in 2016?
Coworker: This looks hilarious. *holds up Wiener Dog Nationals*
Me: I have to show this to my friend with a wiener dog! *texts photo of cover to friend*
Friend: OMG it’s streaming on Prime. My night is made.
As predicted, these two are pretty fun to spend time with. See Chapters 1 and 2 to meet our lovely ladies.
The next installment to The Adventures of Rexy and Blue!
You asked for more, and I just kept writing! My research is getting weaker as the night progresses. There’s only so much Wikipedia I can read in one night.
(Want to learn about dinosaurs with me? There’s a MOOC starting in January!)